The Laundry Nest – (029)
The Laundry Nest (Building Comfort Forts Out of Tall One’s Clothes) Dogs know something Tall Ones don’t: freshly washed laundry is the peak of domestic luxury. Warm,…
The Reverse Herding Program – (027)
The Reverse Herding Program (Guiding Tall Ones Through the House) Dogs are natural leaders. Tall Ones, unfortunately, are natural wanderers who lack direction, spatial awareness,…
The Sneak Snack Heist -(026)
026 — The Sneak Snack Heist (Countertop Crime & Food Theft Theory) Tall Ones believe countertops are secure. This is adorable. Countertops are simply elevated snack…
The Mysterious Yard Bark (EP-025)
The Mysterious Yard Bark (Alerting the Neighborhood About Absolutely Nothing) Dogs possess a sacred duty: keeping the neighborhood informed. Sometimes this means barking at real…
The Dog Walk Schedule Mind Control
The Dog Walk Schedule Mind Control (Convincing Tall Ones It’s Time) Tall Ones pretend to control the walk schedule, but we all know the truth: dogs…
The Squeaky Dog Toy Autopsy (EP 021)
The Squeaky Dog Toy Autopsy (Forensic Investigation of Inner Squeaker) Dogs have many noble scientific goals. One of the greatest is discovering what makes squeaky toys…
How Dogs Think (EP 016) The Car Ride Myth (Thinking We’re Going to the Park Every Time)
There is no stronger form of hope in the canine universe than Car Ride Optimism. Even if 7 out of the last 10 car rides ended at…
How Dogs Think: (EP 015) The Mysterious Noise Investigation (Home Security Patrol Unit)
Tall Ones lack the appropriate level of vigilance required for household safety. They will hear a mysterious thump, creak, rustle, or demon whisper in the…
How Dogs Think: (EP 014) The Mail Carrier Incident (Daily Enemy Recon)
As dogs, it is our sworn duty to defend the homeland from intruders. Of all intruders, none are more suspicious, persistent, or strangely cheerful than…
How Dogs Think: (EP 013) The “I Must Be In the Bathroom Too” Policy (Codependent Hydration Security)
Tall Ones often attempt to enter the bathroom alone, as if privacy were a normal requirement. Dogs know better. Bathroom time is not privacy time…