Puppy Training: MONTHS 6–12: Reliability & Refinement
(“Adult Dog in Training” Phase) Welcome to the phase where your dog looks grown up…but still occasionally makes choices you did not approve of. By…
How Dog’s Think (EP 001) Deploy the Puppy Eyes
Deploy the Puppy Eyes (Snack Acquisition 101) Listen up, rookies — today we study the most powerful weapon in the canine persuasion arsenal: The Puppy…
How Dogs Think (EP 002) Midnight Zoomies (The Nighttime Chaos Ritual)
Midnight Zoomies (The Nighttime Chaos Ritual) Greetings, fellow canines. Tonight we discuss a sacred tradition known across the land as The Midnight Zoomies — also referred to…
How Dogs Think (EP 003) The Reverse Fetch (Make the Tall Ones Retrieve)
Reverse Fetch (Make the Tall Ones Retrieve) Listen up, pups — it’s time we talk about Reverse Fetch, a high-level psychological exercise where you train the…
How Dog’s Think (EP 004) The Sock Heist (Operation Footwear Extraction)
The Sock Heist (Operation Footwear Extraction) Fellow dogs, today we examine one of the greatest canine pastimes of all time: stealing socks. This noble art has been…
How Dog’s Think (EP 005) The Vacuum Monster (Loud Suck Machine Defence Protocol)
The Vacuum Monster (Loud Suck Machine Defence Protocol) Attention young pups and seasoned gremlins: today we cover enemy threat identification regarding the Vacuum Machine, also known…
How Dog’s Think: (EP 006) The Doorbell Crisis (Emergency Bark Response System)
The Doorbell Crisis (Emergency Bark Response System) Greetings fellow canines — today we cover one of the most critical household responsibilities: Doorbell Crisis Management. When the doorbell…
How Dog’s Think: (EP 007) The Forbidden Couch (Territory Negotiation & Sneak Occupation Techniques)
The Forbidden Couch (Territory Negotiation & Sneak Occupation Techniques) Welcome, comrades. Today we study a topic every dog has grappled with: The Forbidden Couch. The Tall Ones…
How Dog’s Think: (EP 009) The Long-Stare Snack Summoning Technique
The Long-Stare Snack Summoning Technique Dogs of culture know that Tall Ones can be unreliable snack distributors. They forget. They get distracted. They claim to…
How Dogs Think: (010) The Bed Hog Maneuver (Sleep Territory Domination)
The Bed Hog Maneuver (Sleep Territory Domination) Sleep is important, and so is bed real estate. The Tall Ones will try to pretend the bed belongs to…